HOORAY FOR ME! I finally have a fucking BLARRG like millions of other narcissistic idiots out there...

I will be filling it with all sorts of nonsense that I personally find amusing, disgusting, entertaining and most likely a little boring. I may even use it as a platform to subject you to my personal artwork, just like EVERY other miserable, aspiring artist out there in internet land. I can't guarantee that it will be an enjoyable experience for you - what I CAN guarantee is that it won't change the world in anyway shape or form.

In fact, I feel kinda sorry for you for stumbling onto this little speck on the World Wide Web, with millions of BLOGS and PORN WEBSITES vying for your precious time, you're wasting it here reading dopey shit. GO AWAY! Do something productive...make a sandwich, build a blanket fort, sit on the toilet and actually read a BOOK...Christ, do anything but hang around here.

That being said, if you have accidentally stumbled onto this site, feel free to poke around and make a comment or two if so inclined. Maybe I'll respond...or not, depends on my mood that day.

I look forward to wasting your time. -KEMO
Showing posts with label Rollerball. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rollerball. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 23, 2024

 The Facebook Movie Challenge.

This was one of those challenge/excercises that pop up occasionally on Facebook, for engagement and sharing. I actually enjoyed this one because it was a nice change of pace from the usual bullshit that is being shared across various Social Media platforms. It wasn't about politics or religion or sharing insipid memes for likes, it was simply about movies and requesting a friend to join in on the fun. The way it starts, is you are 'challenged' by a friend, and then you challenge a friend with each post:

Every day I select an image from a film that has had a big impact on me (for any number of reasons) and post it without a single explanation, and nominate somebody to take the challenge. That’s 10 days, 10 films, 10 nominations and 0 explanations.

With the hope of being exposed to a film or two that you've never seen before, and watching it OR discover  how weird or lame your friend(s) taste in films may be!

SO, because this is my BLARRG!, I will repost the images I posted on Facebook, but I will also include the theatrical one sheet poster and a short explanation as to why I chose the film...


Film #1


I started with THE WIZARD OF OZ-1939, because it's my FAVORITE film of all time..stop laughing. This film hit me at the right time, I was about 5 or 6 years old. It used to air on television (NBC) during the Easter holiday season circa 1971. I would look forward to watching it every year until I went to college and finally purchased a VHS copy of it, so I could watch whenever I wanted...which was quite excessive, I have to admit. My worn out VHS copy was eventually replaced by Special Edition DVD/Blu-ray copies, where I can replay and freeze, the scene that freaked me out and scared the shit out of me as a little kid, over and over again-when the Scarecrow gets attacked by the Flying Monkeys in the Haunted Forest, and they stomp the shit out of him, causing his straw to be scattered all over the place. They scene freaked me out so much, I never looked at scarecrows the same way again.

Film #2


The film; FREAKS-1932 has had a profound effect on my life in many ways. My fascination with Circus Sideshows and 'Freaks' started at an early age, but REALLY escalated when I received a book called 'Very Special People the Struggles, Loves and Triumphs of Human Oddities' by Frederick Drimmer, when I was 13 years old. This book rocked my world. It was filled with what seemed like a hundred photographs of famous 'freaks' and short biographies. It was in THIS book that I first learned of an old film from the 1930's called FREAKS, that actually had some of these people in it! Unfortunately, I'd have to wait until I was in college and working at a Video store to actually see this wonderful film. Directed by Tod Browning, it was everything I hoped it would be and more. This is when I fell in love with Schlitzie, and someone who would inspire me AND launch my professional career in the toy/collectible world. Schlitzie is my Muse, and for better or worse is the reason why I do, what I do to this day. I will go into more depth in a later post, if you're interested. 

Film #3


FRANKENSTEIN-1931, what can I say-I'm a 'Monster Kid' and in 1970's New England, I got my dose of classic Universal Monster, Sci-Fi and Japanese Kaiju movies on a show called: Creature Double Feature on channel 56, out of Boston. Needless to say, my ass was planted in front of the television EVERY Saturday watching 2 Monster movies in a row. I would watch it religiously and as a result it helped to feed my insatiable lust for ANY kind of monster related item including but not limited to: magazines, comics, books, model kits, games, posters, toys etc. My Monster Mania was/is so inherent, that when I co-founded Sideshow Toy/Collectibles, I made sure we got the license to produce Classic Universal Monster toys and statues. It was a dream come true for 11 year old me. 

Film #4


 NOSFERATU-1922 REALLY fucked me up when I was a kid...let me explain. I saw this film at a very young age, I wanna say 5 or 6 years old-I'll have to double check with my mom...because it was her fault. I would watch a lot of horror films with my mom when I was younger. She would let me stay up late if there was one on, and watch it with her as long as I didn't tell/wake up my younger brother, with the understanding that I had to be in bed before my Dad got home from work when he was working 2nd shift (which meant 12am) So, my mom and I would search for horror films to watch, and one night on PBS they were going to show Noseferatu, which is a silent film. No biggie, I used to watch the silent films on PBS all the time-Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Harold Lloyd etc. but NEVER a silent horror film. Boy, was I in for a treat. There was something about that film that gave me the creeps as soon as it started and only got worse as it went on.Let's just say that seeing Count Orlok/Nosferatu for the first time as a 6 year old can really fucked with your head, and the scene that scared the shit out of me the most was when his shadow is seen creeping up the stairs and then reaching for the door. At the time, my bedroom was at the top of the stairs and since my bedroom door was never closed all the way, it was always cracked open slightly, I always saw the shadows of my parents reflected on the wall leading upstairs. You can see where I'm going with this, right? The imagery from this film gave me nightmares for YEARS! It is the only film to ever give me nightmares to this very day! Thanx Ma. Needless to say, a few decades later, I made dolls of him...and yess, that film still gives me the creeps...and I love it.

Film #5


Young Frankenstein-1974 I saw this with my Uncle when I was 8 years old and I loved it! We saw it at our small run down movie theater called: the United Theater, and we sat 4 or 5 rows from the screen on the right side with my popcorn and milk duds. Being a fledgling 'Monster Kid' I understood all the classic monster references and being only 8 years old, MOST of the sexual innuendos/jokes went over my head. But that didn't matter because I was only focused on Marty Feldman's character; 'Eyegor' I was fixated on him whenever he was on screen and laughed so hard at times, I was wheezing. I'll never forget that night....and yes, I made dolls from this film as well.

Film #6


MONTY PYTHON & THE HOLY GRAIL-1975 I was a huge fan of Monty Python since I was a little kid when I used to watch them (and Benny Hill) religiously with my grandfather when I was a little kid. But it wasn't until the early 1980's when we got our first VCR, that I discovered they also made films! The first python film I ever saw was the 'Holy Grail' and it blew my mind on many levels.
I loved the look and feel of the film, Terry Gilliam's animations scattered throughout and the fact that they played multiple characters throughout. Cleverly written and funny as hell. I loved this movie so much, I pitched really hard to secure the rights to make 12"dolls, that I created a Holy Grail pitch book that we sent to the guys basically pleading with them to allow us to do it...and they did! Another one of my dreams that came true.

Film #7


SPINAL TAP-1984 This one certainly went to 11! I first saw this in 1984 when I saw it on VHS. This was another one of those instances when you walked into your local video store and rented a tape based on the box cover, this time being a Red Guitar with a knotted neck. I was intrigued and after reading the summary on the back, I was sold! I must have watched that video about 4 or 5 times before I returned it. I laughed my ass off through the entire thing never realizing at that time, they weren't a 'real band'. You have to remember, back in the 80's there was no internet or social media-I got all my 'news' via magazines, newspaper articles or fanzines; so, needless to say accurate information about this film was hard to come by at this time, which helped to blur the lines between 'reality' and spoof. AND more importantly, if you were to tell me that 20 years later I would be sitting with my business partner in a studio with Nigel Tufnel, David St. Hubbins & Derek Smalls discussing how to immortalize them as 12" dolls-I would have told you to put down the bong and come up for air.  NEVER in my wildest dreams did I think that would ever happen...but it did, and I'm forever grateful. I'm a lucky prick.

Film #8


ROLLERBALL-1975 I saw this film at the drive-in with my parents, as part of a double bill that included; Walking Tall Part II. I think my dad wanted to see it and thought my brother and I would fall asleep after an hour or so of unsupervised playground shenanigans and eventual sugar crash that would follow. Unfortunately, that only worked for one of us...and it wasn't me. I just sat there, kept my mouth shut and marveled at the spectacle of violence that flashed before me on that giant screen. I didn't care about the story in the slightest. All I cared about was Jonathan beating the shit out his opponents and getting that chrome metal ball into the goal. I was so engrossed in the carnage, all I could think of was how I was going  to tell my gang of friends from the neighborhood a way to play Rollerball using our bikes and roller-skates. We eventually came up with a bastardized version to play that resulted in plenty of scrapes, cuts, bumps, bruises and one broken finger. Great memories.

Film #9



PINK FLAMINGOS-1972 Once again, it wasn't until I was in college that I got to see this classic film. Since I grew up in a small New England beach town, and access to the midnight movie scene was nearly impossible for a weirdo like me, I was the kid in High School who loved ANY type of bizarre and tasteless film I could get my hands on...and this one was no exception. I saw it for the first time at home by myself, and was immediately spellbound AND bummed that I had no one one to share this mind blowing experience...Once again, I would have to wait until I went to college to experience it the way it was meant to be seen, at midnight in a packed theater surrounded by weirdos like myself, thank God for Art School! Anyway, this film rocked my world in many strange ways, I fell in love with the infamous drag queen-Divine, and read/viewed everything I could get my hands on by John Waters. I'm a fan for life.

Film #10


BLUE VELVET-1986 Here's another film that knocked me out when I was in college, mainly because it turned into an almost religious experience for me and my friend Bill. We would watch this film over and over....and over to the point where I think the the videotape became transparent. We would turn it on and my girlfriend (now my wife), would immediately leave the room or the house because she was so disturbed by this film OR the two weirdos on the couch giggling like imbeciles and repeating lines from the film. I was a HUGE David Lynch fan ever since I saw Eraserhead at a midnight showing in 1984 and all his other films from that one to the present, so this one naturally captured my interest immediately. So luckily for me, I knew another like-minded weirdo to share in this little ritual, we seriously watched this film so many times the tape became unwatchable...and THAT was a sad day. BUT, all is not lost, thank God, DVDs came along, allowing me the ability to watch it again and think of Bill, the tiny brownstone I rented in Philadelphia, the vast amounts of beer we would drink while reciting lines from the film...and laughing like mental patients during the most inappropriate times. 
Great memories.


Well, that was the list of the 10 Facebook films that I chose for the challenge. They were the first ones that came to mind and not necessarily my favorites in any order...except for THE WIZARD OF OZ,
I'm serious when I say it's my favorite film of all time. 
I should have used this image instead...oh, well.

So, maybe I'll do another BLARRG! post and add another batch of films that had a major influence on me either personally or professionally. It was a lot of fun to choose  films and think about them in a different way and enjoy the memories that would pop up.



























Wednesday, February 1, 2023

24 Sheet Poster (104" x 232")


Bob Peak and ROLLERBALL

Well, much like all my posts, I start out with a great idea and then quickly get distracted and go down memory lane'. This is another one of those times and I apologize in advance, for wasting your time once again. I just can't help myself. I originally had intended to simply do post about Robert Peak, an American illustrator that I greatly admire, AND talk about his work blah, blah, blah. Then I realized that there were probably hundreds of Blog Posts out there all saying the same shit lifted from Wikipedia, so why retype all that? Just click the link below if you're interested in who this guy is/was and realize how familiar YOU are with his work, already: Bob Peak

What I REALLY want to talk about is: Rollerball a film that I saw during the summer of 1975 at the Westerly Drive-In (in Rhode Island), with my parents and my younger brother when I was 9 years old.


It was part of our summer routine (this is where I saw Star Wars for the first time in 1977), staying up late locked in the car while your Dad killed you with second hand smoke from his cigarettes, and seeing all types of crazy inappropriate films (for our age) and we partaking in a strict family 'ritual' when it came to seeing a movie at the Drive In...we ALWAYS had to stop at the Hitching Post. I can still remember how the car smelled... and how delicious everything tasted. It was here that we would eat our dinner of 'Clam Frittahz' and 'Chowdah' with the occasional 'Lobstah Roll' prior to the evening fun, and assorted Drive-In Snackbar treats...


Well, tonight's fun was part of a double bill that included: The Hindenburg- which was the film I REALLY wanted to see, because at that age I was fascinated  with things blowing up... especially Nazi things. I'd watch War movies with my mom, so I guess they figured I'd like to see it, and Rollerball was rated R and would be the second film shown and they assumed I'd be asleep by then....due to the inevitable sugar crash that would be taking place after all the trips to the snack bar. Unfortunately that theory was quickly shattered once I heard the opening music kick in...I heard Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor ...and I immediately thought Rollerball was going to be a Horror film starring Vincent Price! I couldn't wait.  So, while my brother slowly drifted off to sleep in the back seat of the car, I immediately perched myself up between my parents and began to watch this crazy movie where guys wearing football helmets, roller-skates and hanging onto the back of motorcycles while they beat the shit out of one another, trying to put this heavy chrome ball into a target...I was hooked. 

Did I mention they wore SPIKED gloves?


This movie was BADASS! My prepubescent mind was totally blown, I made sure to pay attention and try to memorize every scene so I could tell everybody about it in the 4th grade when we went back to school in the fall! But, in the meantime I would gather my friends from the neighborhood and reenact all the best scenes using our Schwinn Stingray Bicycles and Skateboards (no one had Roller-skates), Baseball Glove and a Softball...and if you had a helmet you were lucky. We'd ride around a chalk circle in the street and beat the shit out of each other...it was glorious. I had a lot of fun that summer.

Which FINALLY brings us to Bob Peak and the original reason for this post. I've been going through my 'treasures' lately, and stumbled across my Rollerball portfolio filled with illustrations from the film that I picked up in that Movie Collectible store that I had mentioned in my previous post. This is a GREAT collections of prints that are16.75" x 19.25" that I always intended to frame but never got around to doing. The discovery of this 'portfolio' (tucked inside a different portfolio) is what triggered my memory and the reason for this post. 








Portfolio Sketches

Here are few of his preliminary sketches for the portfolio that I was able to find online-I love these almost as much as the finished pieces. 
















I've been on the lookout for the following set of posters as well, but they're harder to come by since they were originally sent out to exhibitors for promotional purposes....and are expensive as hell if you can find them! These silkscreened posters represent the matches that took place in the film, and I really love the flat graphic approach and design.


Silkscreen Posters (20.25" x 29.5")





Mylar Advance/Teaser Poster  (27" x 41")



Mylar Advance/Teaser Poster Sketches




One Sheet Poster (27" x 41") 

3 Sheet Poster (40.5" x 77")


Half Sheet Poster (22" x 28")


Window Insert Poster (14" x 36")


New York Subway Poster (45" x 59.5")


British Quad Poster (30" x 40")


Film Poster Sketches

These are fantastic to see how he designed the concept for the theatrical release poster. Sometimes these are better than the final design.










American Lobby Cards  (11" x 14")









German Lobby Cards  (11" x 14")















Assorted on-set Sketches

Below is a collection of sketches he did while he was on set and a basis for the portfolio prints AND all the advertising and promotional material for the film.









Film Stills
Just a few fun stills from the film that got 9 year old me all fired up to beat the shit out of the neighborhood kids that summer.


















Black&White Film Stills
These are copies of the Press Kit Package- I really wish these photos were of better quality, but they're most likely 3rd or 4th generation copies.




























The Final Match: Houston vs New York
As a 9 year old kid, I thought the wayJonathan broke that guys neck on the railing was the coolest thing I had ever seen.

Jonathan...Jonathan...JOHNATHAN...JONATHAN!



Well, so much for my Blarrg Post about Robert Peak-like I had originally intended. But all and all it wasn't too bad, you got see some of his artwork and some really cool images from the film Rollerball!

...you're welcome.