HOORAY FOR ME! I finally have a fucking BLARRG like millions of other narcissistic idiots out there...

I will be filling it with all sorts of nonsense that I personally find amusing, disgusting, entertaining and most likely a little boring. I may even use it as a platform to subject you to my personal artwork, just like EVERY other miserable, aspiring artist out there in internet land. I can't guarantee that it will be an enjoyable experience for you - what I CAN guarantee is that it won't change the world in anyway shape or form.

In fact, I feel kinda sorry for you for stumbling onto this little speck on the World Wide Web, with millions of BLOGS and PORN WEBSITES vying for your precious time, you're wasting it here reading dopey shit. GO AWAY! Do something productive...make a sandwich, build a blanket fort, sit on the toilet and actually read a BOOK...Christ, do anything but hang around here.

That being said, if you have accidentally stumbled onto this site, feel free to poke around and make a comment or two if so inclined. Maybe I'll respond...or not, depends on my mood that day.

I look forward to wasting your time. -KEMO
Showing posts with label Action Figure. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Action Figure. Show all posts

Thursday, August 25, 2022


MONSTERS vs MADNESS
a Benefit Auction for Planned Parenthood

PART II

Let the PANIC begin! What the HELL am I gonna do with this Phantom figure?! It's always exciting to be asked to contribute to an event like this, with such an incredible group of talented people, but it's also a little unnerving. You don't want to be THAT guy that stands out for creating a piece of shit or worse...no one bids on your masterpiece. 
THAT's a royal kick in the nuts and does wonders for your precious, fragile artistic ego. So, I'll probably spend a week or two mulling over a dozen or so options and then at the last possible moment, choose an idea and blast through it, second guessing myself the entire time... redoing & fixing it along the way. Nothing but good times ahead folks!


There is nothing more reassuring than the look of panic in an Artist's eyes as he begins his next masterpiece...fuck me.


Well, while I mull over the countless ways to screw up this project, I may as well start with the boring shit...the PREP WORK. This little plastic wonder needs to be scrubbed clean of any and all grease/oils that may be on him from the manufacturing process down in Mexico. So into a tub of warm and soapy water he goes for his bath!


I give him a quick scrub with an old toothbrush and rinse him off.


If you look close you can see a dirty film in the water...you need to get that crap off, so your paint will adhere to the figure without any issues. Rinse with clean water and let dry... I usually let it air dry. Once fully dry, it's time to primer..yay.


I like to use TAMIYA Grey Surface Primer for this sort of project. It sticks to plastic really well, and goes on thin and dries quickly. You don't get a thick heavy coat (which obliterates fine details) or pronounced drips-which can be a bitch to deal with.

So, I give this guy 2 light coats of primer, and it accentuates all the little defects and flashing that needs to be taken care of before I start painting.






I may fill in these injection holes.









Overall, he's not too bad. I just need to clean up the parting line and remove some minor flashing etc. Nothing an X-acto or sandpaper can't fix... then I can start painting. If I ever decide what the hell I'm going to do.


















 

Saturday, August 20, 2022


MONSTERS vs MADNESS
a Benefit Auction for Planned Parenthood

PART I

I thought I'd write about something a little different today. My dear friend Anthony Taylor, contacted me a few weeks ago and asked if I'd be interested in being a part of a MONSTER Benefit auction for Planned Parenthood. He had me at MONSTER. I've known Anthony for at least 30 years now (OMG!) when we became acquainted during the early days of Sideshow when we were creating Bernie Wrightson model kits. So needless to say,  he knew what buttons to push to get my interest. Anything Classic Monsters related and I was 'in', so to speak, it didn't matter what it was. 

When I found out is was going to be a silent auction that would benefit Planned Parenthood- A charity auction of hand-painted vintage movie monster figurines to benefit Planned Parenthood, in response to the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.... I jumped at the chance to be a part of it! Here's an incomplete list of some of the extremely talented folks taking part, I hope I don't embarrass myself:

Tim Bradstreet - Illustrator
David J. Skal - Author
Alex Laurant - Film Designer, Art Director
Ken Morgan - Illustrator/Toy Designer
Kerry Gammill - Illustrator
Greg Nicotero - KNB FX - The Walking Dead, Creepshow
Howard Berger - KNB FX
Chris Walas - Academy Award™ Winner - The Fly
Robert R. McCammon - NY Times Best Selling Author
Mitch O'Connell - Illustrator
Jeff Burr - Director
Steve Parke - Master Figure Painter, Prince Album Cover Artist
Randall William Cook - Animator, Visual Effects Artist
Stephen Blickenstaff - Illustrator
Rob Burman - Makeup Effects Artist
James Bickert - Director
Brian Heiler - Author, Publisher
Nancy Collins - Author
Craig Hamilton - Illustrator
Steve Niles - Writer
Christopher Shy - Illustrator
Mike Ensley - Horror Host
Dan Brereton - Illustrator, Author
Steve Wang - Creature Effects
Joseph Michael Linsner - Illustrator, Author
Andrea Subissati - Rue Morgue Editor
Robert Meyer Burnett - Filmmaker
Tom Taggart - Sculptor, Illustrator
Ed Repka - Illustrator
Sir Richard Taylor - Weta Workshop, Academy Award™ Winner
Kirk Thatcher - Director, Henson Org. Puppet Master 
Glenn Campbell - Visual Effects Supervisor
Larry Young - Author, Publisher
Richard Christian Matheson - Writer, Producer
Jeff Carlson - Illustrator
Steve Riojas - Master Figure Painter
Bob Eggleton - Hugo Award™ Winning Illustrator
Darryl Mayesky - Screem Publisher
David Fisher - Master Figure Painter, AFM Publisher
Jordu Schell - Sculptor, Makeup Effects
Don Maitz - Illustrator
Timothy Martin Earls - Set Designer, Concept Artist
Tom Devlin - Creature & Makeup Effects
Javiar Grillo-Marxuach - Writer, Producer
Brian Stelfreeze - Illustrator
Terry Beatty - Illustrator, Cartoonist, Writer
Ron Miller -Hugo Award™ winning Illustrator
Candy Weil - Illustrator
Ken Steacy - Illustrator
Larry Blamire - Writer, Actor, Director, Illustrator
Pete Von Sholly - Illustrator
Neil D. Vokes - Illustrator
Richard J. Schellbach - Columnist, TV Writer, Author

and more to come

So, a few weeks ago I received my figure in the mail. I was asked to give my 2 top choices, The Creature from the Black Lagoon (which I'm sure a lot of people picked) and The Phantom of the Opera. So when my box arrived I was really hoping I got a Creature...







I got the Phantom...Goddamn it!!!
Oh well, I have a crazy idea for this one-so hopefully someone likes it enough to actually bid on it...or that will be embarrassing.

For those of you who aren't familiar with these figures, I'll give you a little background about them.

Louis Marx and Company was an American toy manufacturer in business from 1919 to 1980. They made many types of toys including Tin Toys, Toy Soldiers, Toy Guns, Action Figures, Dolls,Toy Cars and Model Trains. A few of their most notable toys are: Rock'em Sock'em Robots, Big Wheel Tricycle, Disney branded Dollhouses and Playsets. But being a die-hard Monster Kid from the 70's I was drawn to these:


and these:










So, after the official sale of Marx Toys in 1972 and liquidation of assets in 1980, a lot of the original tooling (molds) made their way to Mexico where some of these vintage toys are still being reproduced on a limited scale.


photo by: James Wozniak

It is from this tooling that I received my Phantom of the Opera figure:










Look for the next installment of this riveting Blog as I share my process and panic in finishing this piece in time for the auction!