HOORAY FOR ME! I finally have a fucking BLARRG like millions of other narcissistic idiots out there...

I will be filling it with all sorts of nonsense that I personally find amusing, disgusting, entertaining and most likely a little boring. I may even use it as a platform to subject you to my personal artwork, just like EVERY other miserable, aspiring artist out there in internet land. I can't guarantee that it will be an enjoyable experience for you - what I CAN guarantee is that it won't change the world in anyway shape or form.

In fact, I feel kinda sorry for you for stumbling onto this little speck on the World Wide Web, with millions of BLOGS and PORN WEBSITES vying for your precious time, you're wasting it here reading dopey shit. GO AWAY! Do something productive...make a sandwich, build a blanket fort, sit on the toilet and actually read a BOOK...Christ, do anything but hang around here.

That being said, if you have accidentally stumbled onto this site, feel free to poke around and make a comment or two if so inclined. Maybe I'll respond...or not, depends on my mood that day.

I look forward to wasting your time. -KEMO

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Rick Baker Makeup Fun!

For today's Halloween inspired post I thought I'd share 2 of my favorite Rick Baker 'How-To' videos to help get you in the holiday spirit

The first one is a lesson in extreme face painting to achieve a classic Basil Gogos effect. He shows you what you can achieve with a a little color, angled brush and a little imagination...it also helps if you have a bitchin' set of rotten teeth and long white hair, but you get the idea. So go grab some MAC makeup and a brush, and start drawing on your face!


This second video is a glorious send up to a classic retro makeup originally done by Bob Burns, a sweet man that I've had the pleasure to know for over 20 years now. It's a little more advanced but, still achievable if you put a little effort into it. Wonderfully disturbing...and perfect for Halloween.


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