HOORAY FOR ME! I finally have a fucking BLARRG like millions of other narcissistic idiots out there...

I will be filling it with all sorts of nonsense that I personally find amusing, disgusting, entertaining and most likely a little boring. I may even use it as a platform to subject you to my personal artwork, just like EVERY other miserable, aspiring artist out there in internet land. I can't guarantee that it will be an enjoyable experience for you - what I CAN guarantee is that it won't change the world in anyway shape or form.

In fact, I feel kinda sorry for you for stumbling onto this little speck on the World Wide Web, with millions of BLOGS and PORN WEBSITES vying for your precious time, you're wasting it here reading dopey shit. GO AWAY! Do something productive...make a sandwich, build a blanket fort, sit on the toilet and actually read a BOOK...Christ, do anything but hang around here.

That being said, if you have accidentally stumbled onto this site, feel free to poke around and make a comment or two if so inclined. Maybe I'll respond...or not, depends on my mood that day.

I look forward to wasting your time. -KEMO

Sunday, October 11, 2015

Bernhardt Wall and Halloween • Part II


Part II of the Bernhardt Wall Halloween Postcard extravaganza is an example of his full color work.


Still creepy in their own way, but this time he tries to make them a little more romantic - because nothing says romance like holding hands and sitting on a creepy as hell Jack-o-Lantern. 


...or awkwardly perched on a flying broom driven by a Satanic Cherub... 


...OR trying to make yer move on yer lady friend while a possessed pumpkin from Hell, whispers to you from the bushes like a psychotic Cyrano de Bergerac.


All Hail Satan.


My Oma would have loved this one, she was Dutch, and we all know that Dutch children loved sitting on a split rail fence when making out.





I have no idea what the hell the meaning is with this image. I guess it was custom to pull on the tail of a black cat while sitting in a pumpkin to complete the Halloween ceremony.





For the record, the CUTE witches are the ones you need to worry about.








...I'm done with Berhardt...for now.

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