HOORAY FOR ME! I finally have a fucking BLARRG like millions of other narcissistic idiots out there...

I will be filling it with all sorts of nonsense that I personally find amusing, disgusting, entertaining and most likely a little boring. I may even use it as a platform to subject you to my personal artwork, just like EVERY other miserable, aspiring artist out there in internet land. I can't guarantee that it will be an enjoyable experience for you - what I CAN guarantee is that it won't change the world in anyway shape or form.

In fact, I feel kinda sorry for you for stumbling onto this little speck on the World Wide Web, with millions of BLOGS and PORN WEBSITES vying for your precious time, you're wasting it here reading dopey shit. GO AWAY! Do something productive...make a sandwich, build a blanket fort, sit on the toilet and actually read a BOOK...Christ, do anything but hang around here.

That being said, if you have accidentally stumbled onto this site, feel free to poke around and make a comment or two if so inclined. Maybe I'll respond...or not, depends on my mood that day.

I look forward to wasting your time. -KEMO

Saturday, October 15, 2022


MONSTERS vs MADNESS

a Benefit Auction for Planned Parenthood

PART IV


Here's my finished Phantom of the Opera figure for the Benefit Auction for Planned Parenthood. I was hoping to have done something a little more elaborate but didn't have the time, so I stuck with a standard paint job inspired by one of my favorite magazines. I had planned on showing you guys a Step by Step demonstration of the process-but forgot to take photos..Let's just say there's a lot of dry brushing, and leave it at that. 
 so I apologize for the LAME Blaarg Post. I tried to make it up to you by including a copy of the inspiration, in the event you wanted to read some Monster Porn.
 














Scan the QR code, and it will take you directly to the auction where you can see all the amazing pieces available for purchase. This is a really good opportunity to grab a small piece of art for a great cause done by some exciting people in the 'industry'...


...and here is the inspiration: